NHL Tweets that you may see soon.

Twitter is the new phenomenon, stream of consicousness thoughts posted by celebrities and athletes around the world, so I thought I'd tackle a few NHL tweets that may come up in the playoffs.

JumboJoe: Strange, the front office keeps sending me travel brochures about trips that start next week and we're still in the playoffs.

DHeatley: Called Messier to let him know I'll probably be free for the IIHF Championships in 3 more games.

MDuchene: It's hard being the underdog in the playoffs, but San Jose's trying anyway, good for them.

JToews: I will not lose to a team that comes from a city where they do line dancing when they're not drunk.

PKane: Strict team no Taxi/Limo policy makes it hard to get to the games.

SWeber: Looked at Chicago goaltending depth chart, could've sworn I was looking at one for an AHL team.

MBabcock: How the fuck did the Coyotes make the playoffs, and how the fuck are they winning?

SDoan: Wish real estate guys and moving companies would stop asking me to endorse them.

HSedin: If the management ever finds out I'm fastest man alive and I made up Daniel's identity for double-pay, I'm finished.

DDoughty: Feels wrong to go after the goalie I won the Olympic Gold with, but not wrong enough, play on!

Halaker: Will bring printout of NHL rules for goaltender inference to next game to show refs, must not have been printed in their copies.

Great8: Wish Crosby would stop texting me about where I was during Canada-Russia in February.

JLemaire: Why is it that Martin Brodeur is playing like he's Brian Boucher and Boucher is playing like he's Brodeur?

Kovy2: What's this backchecking crap Lemaire talk about?

ZChara: How the fuck does that Myers kid move that fast? I get tired just watching him.

RMiller: Since when the hell did Boston figure out how to score goals?

SidTheKid: Had Mario's kids visit the ice today during Penguins practice, it was a lot of fun until I found out Mario's son is my new right winger.

SidTheKid: Oh well, could be worse, Mario's youngest daughter is now Malkin's left winger.

JSpezza: Coach showed me these videos of Toews and Kesler playing defence, not sure why.